Barbershop!

Ain't We Got Fun

We sing away our troubles and we have a lot of fun.
Oh!

Ev'ry morning, ev'ry evening, Ain't We Got Fun.
Not much money, Oh! but honey, Ain't We Got Fun.
The rent's unpaid, dear,
We haven't a car,
But anyway, dear, anyway,
We'll stay as we are.

Even if we owe the grocer,
Don't we have fun,
Tax collector's getting closer,
Still we have fun.

There's nothing surer,
the rich get rich and the poor get poorer;
In the meantime in between time, Ain't Got Fun.

Nite or day time, it's all playtime
Ain't we got a lot of fun.
Hot or cold days, any old days,
Ain't we got fun.

If wifie wishes (hm) to go to a play,
Don't wash the dishes, just throw them away.

In the winter, in the summer,
Don't we have a lot of fun.
Times are bum and
getting bummer, still we have fun.

There's nothing surer,
the rich get rich and the poor get children.
In the meantime, in between time, ain't we got,
In the meantime, n between time,
Ain't we got fun!

As Time Goes By


This day and age we're living in gives cause for apprehension,
With speed and new invention, and things like third dimension,
Yet, we get a trifle weary, with Mister Einstein's theory,
So we must get down to Earth at times, relax, relieve the tension.
No matter what the progress, or what may yet be proved,
The simple facts of life are such the cannot be removed.

You must remember this, a kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh;
The fundamental things apply as time goes by.
And when two lovers woo, they still say "I love you", On that you can rely;
No matter what the future brings as time goes by.

Moonlight and love songs never out of date,
Hearts full of passion, jealousy and hate;
Woman needs man and man must have his mate, that no one can deny.

It's still the same old story, a fight for love and glory, a case of do or die!
The world will always welcome lovers, as time goes by.

Baby on Board

Baby on board, how I've adored
that sign on my car's window pane
Bounce in my step, loaded with pep
'Cause I'm drivin' in the car pool lane!

Call me a square, friend I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm tellin' you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board!

Beautful Dreamer

Beautiful Dreamer, wake unto me,
Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee;
Sounds of the rude world heard in the day,
Lulled by the moonlight have all passed away.

Beautiful Dreamer, queen of my song,
List while I woo thee with soft melody.
Gone are the cares of life's busy throng,
Beautiful Dreamer awake unto me.

Beautiful Dreamer, awake unto me.
Beautiful Dreamer, wake unto me.

By The Light Of The Silvery Moon

By the light 
of the silvery moon 
I want to spoon 
To my honey I'll croon love's tune

Honeymoon, keep a shinin' in June,
Your silv'ry beams will bring love's dreams,
We'll be cuddling soon
by the silvery moon

(There by the light of the silvery moon!)

Bye Bye Blues

We're sayin' BYE BYE (we're sayin')
BYE BYE bye bye to all your blues,
we're sayin' BYE BYE BLUES
BYE BYE BLUES
Bells ring, birds sing
Sun is shinin' no more pinin'
Just we two (all together)
Smilin' through (stormy weather)
Don't Sigh, Don't cry, BYE BYE BLUES

Bye bye to all your blues and sorrow
Bye bye cause they'll be gone tomorrow
Bells will ring and birds will sing
Stop your mopin' keep on hopin'

The two of us together just me and you
will beep smilin' smilin' through,
so don't you sigh and don't you cry
(bm bm bm) BYE BYE BLUES (bye bye to all your blues and sorrow)
Bye bye bye bye
Bye bye bye bye
Bye bye to all your blues

Down By The Old Mill Stream

My darling I am dreaming
of the days gone by
When you and I were sweet hearts
beneath the summer sky,

Your hair has turned to silver,
the gold has faded too,
but still I will remember
where I first met you

Down by the old mill stream
where I first met you

With your eyes so blue
dressed in gingham too

It was there I knew
That you loved me,
you loved me true

You were sixteen,
my village queen,
By the old mill stream.

Goodbye My Coney Island Baby

Oh,
Goodbye my Coney Island baby,
farewell my one true love, (true love) (my honey)
I'm gonna go away and leave you
never to see you any (never gonna see you any)
I'm gonna sail upon that ferry boat,
never to return again (return again)
so goodbye, farewell, so long forever,
Good bye my Coney Isle, Good bye my Coney Isle, Good bye my Coney Island

We all fall for some girl that dresses neat,
some girl that's got big feet,
we meet her on the street.
Then we'll join the
army of married boobs
to the altar
Just list leading lambs to slaughter (alternate: "Don't forget to wash the dishes")
When it's over, oh boy we get it good,
bachelor days we then recall...

Rich man, poor man, beggar man, theif,
doctor, lawyer, merchant, chief,
we all, are bound for...

Goodbye my Coney Island baby,
farewell my one true love, (true love) (my honey)
I'm gonna go away and leave you
never to see you any (never gonna see you any)
I'm gonna sail upon that ferry boat,
never to return again (return again)
so goodbye, farewell, so long forever,
Good bye my Coney Isle, Good bye my Coney Isle, Good bye my Coney Island Babe!
(Bye my Coney island Babe!)

Goodnight Ladies

Goodnight ladies,
Goodnight ladies,
Goodnight ladies,
We're going to leave you now.

Farewell ladies,
Farewell ladies,
Farewell ladies,
We're going to leave you now.

Happy Birthday To You

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear (someone),
Happy birhtday to you!
(and many more!)

Hello! My Baby

I've got a little baby but she's out of sight,
I talk to her across the telephone,
I've never seen my baby but she's mine all right,
So take my tip and leave this gal alone (and leave her all alone)

Ev'ry single morning you will hear me yell,
"Hey Central! Fix me up along the line."
He connects me with my honey
then I ring the bell
And this is what I say to baby mine.

Hello! my baby, Hello! my honey,
Hello! my ragtime gal;
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, honey you lose me,
then you;ll be left alone
so baby telephone, and tell me I'm your own!

How Dry I Am

I want to be back with wonderful Omar Khayam.

Ship me East of Cairo land
Where there's joy on every hand.
Where the best is like the worst
And a man can raise a thirst.

Gone are all the popping corks
And the glasses that used to clink.
Water water ev'ry where
But not a drop to drink.

Nobody knows
How dry I am
I long to be back with Omar Khayam
Beneath the bough
A jug of wine and thou
And from the flowing cup
I would sup
Now

Just to lie around lazy
In the sunlight hazy
With my arm around a daisy
And say here's how

Nobody knows
How dry I am
I long to be back
With wonderful Omar Khayam!

I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles

Oh, I'm dreaming dreams,
I'm scheming schemes,
I'm buidling castles high (building castles high)

They're born anew,
their days are few,
Just like a sweet butterfly (butterfly)

And as the daylight is dawning,
They come again in the morning.

I'm forever blowing bubbles, bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air (in the air)
They fly so high,
nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams they fade and die.

Fortune's always hiding (hiding)
I've looked everywhere;
I'm forever blowing bubbles (Hm)
Pretty bubbles in the air.

It's A Long, Long, Way To Tipperary

Marching, marching, marching all the way.
It's a long way to Tipperary,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Tipperary,
to the sweetest girl I know.
Goodbye, Piccadilly, farewell, Leicester Square.
It's a long long way to Tipperary, and my heart's right there!                                  

It's You

It's you in the sunrise.
It's you in my cup. 
It's you all the way into town.
It's your sweet "hello," dear, that sets me up,
and it's your "got to go," dear, that gets me down. 
It's you on my pillow, in all of my dreams,
till once more the morning breaks thru.
What words could be saner or truer, or plainer, than it's you,
It's you, Yes it's you
Oh yes it's you.

Lida Rose

Lida Rose, I'm home again Rose,
to get the sun back in the sky.
Lida Rose, I'm home again Rose,
about a thousand kisses shy.
Ding, dong, ding, I can hear the chapel bell chime,
Ding, dong, ding. At the least suggestion
I'll pop the question.
Lida Rose I'm home again Rose,
without a sweetheart to my name,
Lida Rose, now ev'ry one knows
that I am hoping you're the same,
So here is my love song,
not fancy or fine.  
Lida Rose oh won't you be mine?
Lida Rose, oh Lida Rose, oh Lida Rose.

Love's Old Sweet Song

Once in the dear dead days beyond recall,
When on the world the mists began to fall,
Out of the dreams that rose in happy throng,
Low to our hearts Love sang an old sweet song;
And in the dusk where fell the firelight's gleam,
Softly it wove itself into our dream.

Just a song at twilight when the lights are low,
And the flick'ring shadows softly come and go;
Though the heart be weary, sad the day and long,
Still to us at twilight comes Love's old song,
comes Love's old sweet song.

Moonlight Bay

Voices hum, crooning over Moonlight Bay.
Banjos strum, tuning while the moonbeams play...

All alone, unknown, they find me,
Memories like these remind me
Of the girl I left behind me
Down on Moonlight Bay...

We were sailing along on Moonlight Bay
We could hear the voices ringing;
They seemed to say,
"You have stolen my heart, now don't go 'way!"
As we sang Love's Old Sweet Song on Moonlight Bay;

On Moonlight Bay!

My Wild Irish Rose

You may sing of your roses which by other names
would smell just as sweetly they say; 
But I know that my Rose would never consent
to have that sweet name taken away. 
Her glances are shy whene'er I pass by
the bower where my true love grows; 
And my one wish has been that some day I may win 
the heart of my wild Irish Rose. 
        
My wild Irish Rose, 
the sweetest flow'r that grows; 
You may search ev'ry where, but none can compare
with my wild Irish Rose. 
        
My wild Irish Rose, the dearest flow'r that grows; 
And someday for my sake, she may let me take
the bloom from my wild Irish Rose; 
The bloom from my wild Irish Rose.

Oakland

Oakland, we're for you

We are sure that you're aware of famous cities everywhere
the ones that are acclaimed in song and verse

There are songs about Chicago, Paris, London, and St. Paul,
Above them all Miami, not to mention Vibra Falls

But Tin Pan Alley did us wrong because they never wrote a song
about the greatest city of them all

Now don't go way
we hope you'll stay
and hear this song we wrote the other day

Oakland's got the Tribune tower
Oakland's got Lake Merritt too

She's got Jack London square
the Raiders come from there
The Kaiser center can be seen from anywhere

Now where did all the people go when Frisco burned?
They all went to Oakland; never returned

Right outside the city limits 
shoots a freeway called the Nimitz
Off all the pretty cities she's a leader
And don't forget the tube to Alameda

She has pride, she has hope, and oh what a view
Oakland's we're for you

Right outside the city limits 
scoots a freeway called the Nimitz
Off all the pretty cities she's a leader
And don't forget the tube to Ala-meeeeedaaaa

She has pride, she has hope, and oh what a view
Oakland's we're for you

Oakland, we're for you!

Peg O' My Heart

	Peg O' My Heart
	I love you,
	Don't let us part,
	I love you,

	I always knew,
	It would be you,
	Since I heard you lilting laughter,
	It's your Irish heart I'm after

	Peg O' My Heart
	Your glances
	make my heart say
	How's chances?

	Come, be my own
	Come make your home in my heart.
	(1. Hm Just a dream of love.) 
	(2. In my heart.)

Seems Like Old Times

Seems like Old Times, having you to walk with,
Seems Like Old Times, having you to talk with,
And it's still a thrill just to have my arms around you,
Still the thrill that it was the day I found you,
Seems like Old Times, dinner dates and flowers,
Just like old times, staying up for hours,
Making dreams come true, doing things we used to do,
Seems Like Old Times being here with you.

Sincere

Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream!
We all sincerely love ice cream!

How can there be any sin in sincere?
Where is the good in goodbye?
Your apprehensions confuse me, dear,
puzzle and mystify, mystify, tell me
What can be fair in farewell, dear,
while one single star shines above?
How can there be any sin in sincere?
Aren't we sincerely in love?
Oh we're in love.

Surfer Girl

Little surfer, little one,
make my heart come all undone,
do you love me, do you surfer girl?

I have watched you on the shore,
standing by the ocean's roar,
Do you love me, do you surfer girl?

We could ride the surf together
while our love would go
In my woody I would take you
everywhere I go 

So I say from me to you
I will make your dreams come true
Do you love me, do you Surfer girl,
my little surfer girl

Wait Till The Sun Shines, Nellie

On a Sunday morn, sat a maid forlorn,
With her sweetheart by her side, Thru' the window pane   
she looked at the rain "We must stay home Joe," she cried, 
There's a picnic too, At the Old Point View,
It's a shame it rained today 
Then the boy drew near, Kissed away each tear,
And she heard him softly say, heard him softly say.
Wait 'till the sun shines Nellie, When the clouds go drifting by,
We will be happy Nellie, Don't you cry
Down lovers lane we'll wander, Sweethearts you and I
Wait 'till the sun shines Nellie, Bye and bye.
Bye and yes bye and bye.

While Strolling Through The Park One Day

How can a guy find a girl today?
Maybe you can do it in the same old way.

(1)

While strolling through the park one day,
in the merry month of May
I was taken by surprise
by a pair of roguish eyes
In a moment my poor heart was stole away.

A smile was all she gave to me
(La la la la la la la la lalala lalala laaaaaaaaa)
Of course it made me happy as could be.
(La la la la la la oh you see).

I immediately tipped my hat
and finally she remarked
oh I never shall forget
the lovely afternoon
I met her at the fountain in the park

(2)

Then the organ played a wedding tune,
In the merry month of June,
On her finger went a ring
as the choir began to sing
In a moment we were on our honeymoon.

And then we raised a family
(La la la la la la la la lalala lalala laaaaaaaaa)
We'd never known how happy we could be
(la la la la la la oh you see)

Tho' the future may be cold and dark
There'll always always be a spark
So that when we're old and gray
I'll still recall the day,
I met her at the fountain in the park.

You're the flower of my heart, Sweet Adeline

In the evening when I sit alone a-dreaming,
of days gone by, love,
to me so dear.
There's a picture that I fancy oft appearing
brings back the time, love,
when you were near.

It is then I wonder where you are, my darling,
and if your heart to me is still the same
For the sighing wind and nightingale a singing,
are breathing only your own sweet name.

Sweet Adeline, my Adeline, at night, dear heart,
for you I pine.
In all my dreams, your fair face beams;
You're the flower of my heart, sweet Adeline.